Ok this is epic

Great, liberals have their own Jeb! now. 

Holy shit, I knew clashtalk existed but I had no idea it was such a sad circle jerk for all of kinja’s worst commenters.

No thanks! I’d prefer to pay 500 bucks a month to a huge corporation that will fight tooth and nail to give me the cheapest care it can get away with.

I was wondering what happened to that prick. He was up this site’s ass daily before the purge. 

Fake news. Those candidates are all Digimon. 

Sounds pretty racist to me. 

I mean if the shoe fits...

I’d rather not clear the decks again just so Hill2.0 can flame out. Bernie should run. 

I personally will not back any Dem candidates unless they commit to putting a kill squad in EVERY maternity ward. I won’t accept a flimsy compromise like arming doulas. 

I mean we don’t NEED the feds to show up in full riot gear with MP5s to arrest a guy wearing a silk kimono covered in lube. It’s just more fun. 

Anyone still wondering why Ocasio-Cortez voted against that spending bill with ICE funding it might be because they do shit like this on the reg. 

“these talking points read more as a “shut up and go away” script than doing PR for Schultz”

Hey guys, busy weekend coming up. In addition to prepping ice coffee, hauling used grinds to the dumpster and detailing the toilets we’re going to need you to act as our ad hoc PR team for Howard.

Bold of you to assume he’s not the WikiFeet editor who exposed those fakes earlier. 

Boy that is creepy on second reading.

He looks like someone just told him his favorite country club is no longer segregated. 

Never mind gearing up for a fresh new war in Venezuela. 

They don’t make those in manlet sizes.

Also this was not an invitation to tell me about your specific kinks. Go be horny on someone else’s kinja.