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Let me know if your arms get tired carrying all that water for conservatives. 

They’re not going to be much better fed once a brutal right wing regime privatizes their oil industry and ships all of that wealth abroad to foreign shareholders. 

We have completely abandoned all of out international responsibilities, not just the ones in South America”

Stealing valor just makes him cooler. 

This person’s comment history is wild. Every other comment is “Russian troll” or “how did you get out of the greys”.

Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were doing a bit.

Beto might not be perfect, but he’s far and away the best chance of beating trump in an election”

You didn’t love Beto, you hated Ted Cruz. Which is good and natural. All warm blooded creatures have an instinctive revulsion to Ted Cruz. 

Tom Brady is hypoallergenic!

It’s a threat. The reasoning being that if you tax me then I’ll just have to take my business elsewhere and you should be happy I give you anything. 

Pinpoint a class of enemy whose bad characteristics isn’t its race or religion or gender or political correctness, but rather the amount of harm it’s actually doing to society by being so fucking greedy.”

But Orange Man bad!

Why don’t the federal workers just tap into their trust funds to make ends meet?

The Democrats could build catapults to fling immigrants back over the border and they would still be labeled soft on immigration. I don’t see the point in negotiating from the center on this. 

Richest state in the union and 5th largest economy on the planet, controlled by democrats and they can’t adequately fund and support public schools. The school district is sitting on a $2 billion reserve and they’re letting billionaires carve out space for charter schools. This is a fucking travesty.

brain (third-person singular simple present brains, present participlebraining, simple past and past participle brained)

Any candidate who uses the phrase “access to affordable healthcare” should be immediately suspect. 

Lord knows when I see a tragedy my first thought is “How can this make me look better by comparison?”