She’s a surfer and she’s not allowed to surf with men or post photos in a bathing suit? Are you kidding me? That goes way beyond boundaries. He’s asking her to change who she is so he doesn’t feel insecure.

This doesn’t surprise me. There have been rumors for years that Jonah Hill is a huge asshole.   Especially post weight loss.  You see this kinda thing sometimes. Insecure people assume the world treats them like it dose because of some flaw they have, like being overweight.  Then they “fix” it and find out the world…

We could tell

People tell me that Taylor Swifts music is not all about break ups and shitting on ex boyfriends but then every other article about her music is a song about her shitting on her exes.  

cool guy alert!

Celebrities are weird. If I had that type of money and someone offended me I wouldn’t complain to the press, I’d just have them killed. Hit men can’t be that expensive, especially when they’re a crackhead you’ve armed with an SKS you bought from a junkie and pointed in the right direction. Otherwise what's the point…

Of all people, you would think someone like Britney Spears would know that it’s not ok to approach random famous people that you don’t know at all.

idk who this man is, Spears is always going to be relevant to some degree. 

Well, okay, but here where Taylor says, “What I got, you gotta get and put it in you.” How about just, “What I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you.”

I’ve seen enough. Deport him.

My first thought too. I have a soft spot for that movie. It’s really not bad. 

The reviewer does mention that it’s kind of a low bar considering how much the genre’s been left to wither in recent years.

Every blue character looks better in the original trilogy: Mystique, Nightcrawler, Beast. Something about the blue makeup in the First Class series just looks cheaper/faker.

Weird remake of that 2001 horror movie about that trucker stalking Paul Walker, Leelee Sobieski, and oddly Steve Zahn after they play prank on the trucker via CB radio. Maybe it’s a requel and like one of the character’s dad is the trucker who I don’t think we actually get to see but is voiced by Ted Levine.

The thing is that Happiness is a good movie that actually interrogates its transgressive elements with a billion times more curiosity and wit than The Idol, whose whole deal seems to be, “What if the only way to be successful is to sell your soul?”

She was a good person being duped by the villains, and as soon as she figures it out, they kill her with zero chance of redeeming herself. That would be bad enough without her also being black.

She spelled it out above. When the bad guys killed her, they said a word, which would be completely in character for them, but also completely unnecessary in a popcorn flick.

Note to self… Bryan is a bigot and a homophobe…

“My name’s Ruby Gillman. I thought I was just an ordinary teenager. But that all changed when SOROS-BACKED COMMUNISTS STOLE THE ELECTION!”