“I genuinely believe that if he kicked me, I would simply pass away.”

Maybe avoid this site if you don't want to read about famous people. 

Counterpoint:  The National Treasure movies are boilerplate adventure stories that would work just as well with any competent lead in Cage’s place.

This is the kind of underrated comment we’ll only appreciate years from now.

Oh man I loved Enough when I was a baby queer boy. Loved seeing her beat the shit out of that piece of shit and I was like “One day I’ll get you my bullies while wearing a wig!”

What this game is in HUGE need of is more nuanced parental controls. As it stands now turning them on for younger kids is like an axe and chops the playable content down to almost zero worthwhile/interesting content.

I don’t know where these broads get off. First they ask our staff to stop touching them and now they want us to handle their whoopsie daisies from other dudes that aren’t on payroll? Where does this end? Next they’ll be asking for cost of living adjustments.

Guys, is ActiBlizz gonna make it to 2023?

I don’t know, the guy’s pretty picky about what he appears in.

This isn’t a review, its an opinion piece. The actual review (helpfully labeled "REVIEW") is quite glowing!

I’d liken it to parkour in Assassin’s Creed rather than auto jumping. The cat doesn’t jump on a platform if you simply move up to it and press forward. That would be auto-jumping. You do need to press x to jump up onto or down from platforms. And if you hold x you can chain jumps like you would in earlier Assassin’s…

These comments are *insane*!  It's such an incredibly mild criticism and people are reacting like the author killed a real live cat in front of them.

Is it really clickbait if the headline reflects the content of the article, and said content is what the writer feels? Seems less “clickbait” and more just you not liking the opinion expressed within.

I always hear this but then my anxiety kicks in that, without the hud, I won’t have the information I need to play

Strange, the comment I read had the anger specifically directed at the director doing the bare minimum while making it sound like some grand thing (i.e. not working people into a burnout), not the game.

Because “gamey gametown” implies that all games are just the same and that’s demonstrably not true. It implies that bad games aren’t “games” in some way or that “good” games aren’t “games” in some way.

Walker is one of the better, fairer minded reviewers out there. His Rock Paper Shotgun pedigree is pretty excellent, so unless the diseased minds at Gawker Media Group (or whatever they call themselves these days) have somehow mind controlled him, I continue to put a decent amount of weight on his thoughts and…

I am extremely, vitriolically opposed to Gamergate, and if you can go far enough into my posting history here or on Reddit you can verify that for yourself

To all the commenters getting strangely heated over this opinion article:

aggressively woke