This entire comment is spot on. The nunchucks fight starts to drag, and you should never be bored when there are fucking nunchucks. Akira’s fight choreography was awesome and I wanted to see more of it. Sawayama’s dance background really paid off with the fluidity of her choreography.

Eggy in the basket.

I think Double Jeopardy and Enough make a perfect double feature if we’re getting into the “Revenge films for moms (and also me)” category.

Rape revenge is a subgenre I actively avoid due to a) the rape and b) creepy directors who want you to get off on the rape, but I’m super glad I checked out Revenge. It’s smart and the violence is legit gnarly.

This list has a glaring lack of Coralie Fargeat’s Revenge.

Grandma when she finds out the truth:

Nobody talks about Jezebel and The Root more than weirdo AV Club commenters; like, Jezebel has sucked since Dodai Stewart left (edit: nearly a decade ago) and despite being a practicing black person, I regularly forget The Root even exists.

The guy who’s already had to do a homophobia apology tour, an antisemitism apology tour, and has a bunch of rumours swirling about him stealthing (aka sexually assaulting) women? Sure, I guess they could double whatever steroid routing Jonathan Majors was on and get Stanfield bulked up.

It’s easy to be boring and nice when your real world is a fantasy in and of itself, and you’re one of the few people with power.

Yeah, I’m always hearing “lol harmless Mormons, they wear special underwear and don’t drink pop” and I’m just like... they think my skin is dark as a punishment due to sin, people who look like me are only in the church due to pressure from outside forces, and the idea that black men should be banned from receiving…

I mean, I saw it and I thought it looked weird too, but then I remembered that’s just her “acting”.

I remember I started watching Chelsea with my mom if they had the early kick-off on a Saturday (which was 7:30 am for us) because she’d be getting ready work with the sports channel on while she packed her lunch. Neither of us knew much about soccer but we both thought Didier Drogba was cool as hell, and that he was…

My cheques, small I know, but they’re not yours: they are my own — Jewel, probably.

martial arts actor Scott Adkins

Anniston?

That man simply must be stopped.

Yeah, that’s why Matt wrote “In Korea, the swastika is called ‘the Manja.’ The symbol is scattered all over Buddhist temples in the country and means ‘all is well.’”

I mean, Jews are something like 2 or 3% of the US population and it doesn’t stop weirdos from being obsessed with hating them.

I re-watched the 2004 Walking Tall not too long ago (it’s, like, 90 minutes! What a treat!) and The Rock gets his ass positively beat in it, which he would never allow to happen today. He really thinks his major selling point is that he’s an indestructible man with the thickest neck you’ve ever seen, instead of…

Why are you like this?