Playing the Thunderpuss remix of “It’s Not Right but It’s Okay” followed by the Hex Hector remix of Deborah Cox’s “Nobody’s Supposed Be Here”... that’s gay culture.

although not The Prince Of Egypt, which feels like an oversight

Like, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but also I hate him. 

“Tomorrow Never Dies” is an underrated torch song for sure (and the movie gave us KD Lang’s “Surrender” and Pulp’s [rejected] “Tomorrow Never Lies”, which both rule). I am, however, shocked and appalled at the “The World Is Not Enough” erasure going on. It still bangs!

I really do want him to die of natural causes. I want him to hang on as long as possible, remaining in control of his faculties, acutely aware of exactly where he is and that he will die there, alone. 

(before every single movie for the last three months)

Brittany Murphy was really underrated as an actress and her death still bums me out. She just seemed like a nice person who had been/was going through some shit. I feel similarly about Amy Winehouse.

BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

BTW, I think Superman fans might finally be feeling what us Spider-Man fans have felt over the years. Spider-Man’s been an adult ever since I started reading the comics, but every time the movie version starts getting older a new series comes along to bust him back down to high school.

Cavill reloading his arms will never not be funny. 

I cannot take any more of these white haired James Gunn pics. It’s like if a billy goat was transformed into a person. I would very much not like to live deliciously. 

I’m sorry, did you think Jaquel Spivey was playing Regina George?

I’m ruling them out of boomerdom since they “legit love the Heathers TV series” (!)

Especially since no one asked him to bulk up! If I’m going on a 6-month steroids and HGH bender, it better be because I’m shirtless in every scene and also Kevin Feige personally came to my house and called me fat.

Absolutely shook to learn that Hannibal got LASIK like 6 years ago. Have I never seen new clips of him? Have I seen new clips but mentally added glasses? This has rocked me to my very core. 

Right, and even during thicc’s brief time in the sun, the goal was being slim thicc; the girls getting BBLs were all going for a specific look.

Sir, we can see your hairline.

Stern went on to say, “I could give you a psychological theory that I’m sure I’m not the only one that thinks, that maybe he hates being Black so much. He’s so self-hating. He wants to wear a hood and pretend he’s a white man. A white man in the Nazi party. In a weird way [he] despises being Black and wants to be…

The comments are absolutely unhinged and I’m loving it. Imagine trotting out “So when Joy Behar dies can Republicans talk shit about her???” like it’s a gotcha and we’re all gonna be up in arms about America’s Sweetheart Joy fucking Behar.