It’s a matter of competitive environment. Not enough countries put the same kind of money and social capital into women’s soccer as they do into men. It’s an afterthought in many countries (and was actually banned in Brazil and England for a long time).

“Anita Hill looks good; Clarence Thomas looks bad; and the rest of us look like bumbling idiots.”

“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

“Lemme tell you something: I will be the best. President. We’ve ever had on trade. Believe me. Believe me. We’re gonna have fabulous trade deals. We’re gonna win trade.”

I doubt Trump could even tell you what his trade positions are beyond “We need to win trade!”

Listen, I know this is cynical as shit, but: I doubt as many as 10% of Trump’s voters could even tell you what his trade positions are.

There was another one this weekend where the guy tweeting had to stand in for a linesman after half time.

If you’re such a big fan you’d have noticed he said he was off this week at the start of last week’s funbag. Now go back to sleep.

You misspelled “Marchman”. Never forget the cereal list.

Just one more thing...

Yes. Dan Shaugnessy.

“Barking carrot” is the perfect description of ol’ Shank. Bravo.

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

His family home was an oleo home.

It’s mostly me yelling at Ballaban that he’s “a loose cannon” and telling him not to “get personal.”

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

I truly want to hate Calipari, I really do. But then I hear pompous fucktards like Coach K, Williams, and Boeheim spewing their bullshit and I don’t.

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.