This is the most indefensible take Deadspin has ever been involved in. The badness of this trumps Marchman’s taste in cereal.
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“Aaron” up there has some dainty shits if they can get covered by toilet paper. I’m a sitter, and once you’re done folding the toilet paper after wiping, it doesn’t cover anything.
PLUS the fact that it calls back to his original depictions with the white jacket and purple pants.
Oh my god, fuck this. “The bigger picture”? “The benefit of mankind”? You can fuck right off. I recognize that reliance on this shit is only going to increase, but that doesn’t mean I have to eat this guy’s bullshit, and it especially doesn’t mean we need to restrict ourselves to production using these methods.
I just started involuntarily salivating after reading this.
I mean . . . my answer was somewhat tongue in cheek. But look at Fantastic Four; it eludes me how studios keep fucking up such a bulletproof premise by constantly chasing trends (and yes, I consider casting Jessica Alba and all that bullshit “wisecracking” of the first Sony FF movie to be part of a trend). And the…
Not gritty enough, will never work
Isn’t this kind of how it is around the world though? An Argentine buddy of mine, who didn’t give a shit about any other aspect of basketball, could recite basically any stat you care to mention of Manu Ginobili.
Oh my god shut up. This is a fun thing that you’re turning into something competitive and not fun.
Can we make Jezspin an ongoing thing? Really digging the articles written on both sites
“She has a legit modeling career that isn’t just based on her famous family”
This is an ostrich, not a goat. Get your animals right
ALL of this is true
Oh my god can you imagine a Morrison JLA movie? It would be awesome, but would get way bogged down in crazy metaphorical details, require a ton of knowledge before viewing, and the dialogue would suck.
She also is the standout on that track. Her flow is impeccable. Did she write Puff’s verse?
I have this feeling that Wendi and Vlad have porno sex, but the kind that you don’t want to know who watches. Like, spitting in each others’ faces, slapping, that kind of thing.
So, they’re doing the same they did when Bucky was Captain America?
Whoa! I haven’t watched that, but I’ve read the book, and I TOTALLY see the reference. That is AWESOME