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This is the most indefensible take Deadspin has ever been involved in. The badness of this trumps Marchman’s taste in cereal.

“Aaron” up there has some dainty shits if they can get covered by toilet paper. I’m a sitter, and once you’re done folding the toilet paper after wiping, it doesn’t cover anything.

Isn’t this kind of how it is around the world though? An Argentine buddy of mine, who didn’t give a shit about any other aspect of basketball, could recite basically any stat you care to mention of Manu Ginobili.

Oh my god shut up. This is a fun thing that you’re turning into something competitive and not fun.

Can we make Jezspin an ongoing thing? Really digging the articles written on both sites

“She has a legit modeling career that isn’t just based on her famous family”

This is an ostrich, not a goat. Get your animals right

She also is the standout on that track. Her flow is impeccable. Did she write Puff’s verse?

I have this feeling that Wendi and Vlad have porno sex, but the kind that you don’t want to know who watches. Like, spitting in each others’ faces, slapping, that kind of thing.

Kinja’s not showing my original response, but long and short of it is: yeah. Go about 1 parts to 3 or 4 parts lemon juice, splash of olive oil to cut it a bit and give it some clinginess.

If I’m feeling cheap, I toss some white vinegar in too, but go about 1-3 paste-lemon juice (A little bit goes a LONG way, but I like it funky), then olive oil to taste.

1. Make a salad of arugula and avocado in a mixing bowl.

This is a fair point, and to a certain extent, I think it’s unavoidable. It’s apparent that there are people within the country who look at prominence in soccer as a national imperative, and not all of them are involved in MLS. FIFA, for instance, would LOVE to have a fully engaged USA playing in soccer, because the

My dog just brings back turds and dead animals.

Here’s a link to some paintbrushes so you can continue to paint with the broadest strokes imaginable: http://bit.ly/1pVlWxS.

I’ve been steadily writing a script in my head for a good Superman movie. It’s basically his origin and then a few beats from All Star Superman. I’m convinced it will make a billion dollars and make everyone forget about GotG, because it will be fun and lighthearted and make people leave the theater wanting to do good.

I’m a moderately literate food-person (I will CROW to you about how garlic presses are bullshit 85% of the time), but I didn’t realize “butter crocks” are a thing. They sound disgusting.

People who care about whether or not she should take her husband’s name: please explain why. I mean that in the larger sense; I legitimately do not care whether or not my girlfriend keeps her last name when we get married, and I truly don’t understand people who get mad about this.

When I first read this, I thought you were talking about Kendall Jenner, which would be a WAY more shocking story. She looks TINY.