I can’t take it anymore, how can all the deadspinners say that Draper is the worst. Marchman hates air conditioning and microwaves, wouldn’t fish a $20 bill out of a poopy toilet and now is against basketball being on at a decent hour?

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Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Student: “Professor, why does the textbook say that financial markets are rational? There appears to be a long history of speculative bubbles, financial panics, and all sorts of other events that contradict this.”

Could Tebow?

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

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1. In the World Cup teams have one star per World Cup trophy on their jerseys (England, France, Spain have one star, Argentina, Uruguay, Italy and Germany have a couple, Brazil have about 36). It’s cool.

Who doesn’t penalize for reaching across the table? That’s blasphemous.

Great idea, but after being dead for 6 years, why would Manute want to play beer pong?

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You definitely get the point of the article.

Greeks and Bucks have not been a very good pairing recently, so it’s very nice to see this kind of recovery

Who knew a Greek could bail this team out?

The Failing Fall

No wonder why no one dunked in the game.

Come on, people. Haven’t we figured out by now that “public/private partnership” is a grift? The anti-government hysteria whipped up by businesses looking for taxpayer $$ has made people into easy targets. Infrastructure will never be, and should never be a profit driven enterprise. Pool our resources and get it done…

Here is a really really novel Idea: Get on a regular bike and ride. I mea sure you an’t do fancy push up things, but its way more fun, you can ride somewhere to drink beer, or have a picnic, or you know go shopping, pick up your groceries.....bikes were never meant to be indoors and $34 a class is truly criminal. I…