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But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

It perplexes me that not many people at all who win decide to go with the annuity payments. Even if you blew through your money in the first year you still have somewhere between 28-29 payments left that would be on the way to you... this way you can get a better idea on what to do with the money and your guaranteed a

The Sovereign is Dead; Long Live the Sovereign!

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

Mob mentality took a hold of you quickly

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Chip Kelly is no Jim Tomsula. No way would I trust Chip Kelly’s lifehacks.

By breasts you mean the ol’ ‘chunks on chest’ right?

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Yep, feel the same way. He’s a terrible garbage putty-faced monster but at least he’s CONSISTENT.

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

I mean, without backyard rinks, how would little Gordon Bombay ever have perfected the triple deke? The Minnesota Miracle Man alone is reason enough for impromptu rinks to stick around.

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.

You weren’t there

The cops wasted several hours questioning the band Naked Raygun on a tip proven to be false

Silly me. My husband and I (both hunting and gun-possessing citizens whose weapons were all legally purchased and are securely stored) just watched this and agreed with the vast majority Obama talked about. And I was remarking how I thought Obama did a really good job of reassuring people what these changes DIDN’T

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

This is all the proof you really need.