But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

It perplexes me that not many people at all who win decide to go with the annuity payments. Even if you blew through your money in the first year you still have somewhere between 28-29 payments left that would be on the way to you... this way you can get a better idea on what to do with the money and your guaranteed a…

It's a more consistent version of The Mighty Boosh!

The Sovereign is Dead; Long Live the Sovereign!

Damn it, Bricken. It’s an amazing piece of work, but you know the rules: Do Not Encourage Liefeld.

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

Mob mentality took a hold of you quickly

I can’t be the only one who saw him in the first teaser and cringed, thinking to ones self “This shit is just here to sell toys, isn’t it?”. I want to go back and smack early 2015 Bus Driver. We need a subtitled movie of BB-8 and R2-D2's wacky space adventures.

Counterpoint:

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Chip Kelly is no Jim Tomsula. No way would I trust Chip Kelly’s lifehacks.

By breasts you mean the ol’ ‘chunks on chest’ right?

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Yep, feel the same way. He’s a terrible garbage putty-faced monster but at least he’s CONSISTENT.

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.