Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

I don’t really agree with this one. I think The Force Awakens has a much bigger moment that should rank higher on this list. For the sake of avoiding spoilers, let’s just call it the “bridge moment”. I think you know which one I’m talking about... and search your feelings, you know it to be true.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

“Man, whoever heard of a bunch of older privileged, entitled, pasty white guys from St. Louis feeling irrationally aggrieved about a young black man? That’s just crazy talk, brah”

-Not a single person in the United States

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Here’s the thing.

You should hear the Boston pronunciation.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

This movie looks horusble.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

If I could live there for July and August and then go back home, that’d be perfect. The surrounding nature is spectacular. The people by and large are terrible. I'm glad you found some good ones. There were none at the major airplane manufacture research and technology division I worked at.

Glad to know there are other Charlie Brown enthusiasts out there. I’m 45 years old- I’ve seen that damn special every one of those 45 years. The music makes it.

An asshole who refers to himself as “a great guy” while not having the guts to dump his gf before screwing someone else.

Who brings a girl they’ve known for 3 weeks to meet the family for Christmas?

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.

My very first Christmas in the military I was stationed in Jacksonville, Florida (NAS JAX) in a VP training squadron. I completed boot earlier in the year and then finished A-school right after Thanksgiving. I had not accrued much leave up to that point (you earn so much leave every month you serve), but I decided to…

My boss was in charge of hiring the DJ for our office party (300 employees + spouses, very corporate) but of course he dropped the ball and started calling people the day before the party. Since he couldn’t find anyone, he begged me to do it (I was in a band at the time so that somehow qualified me in his eyes). Not…