In Mexico we ban pastors from public office. It’s unfair that someone who can threaten your immortal soul can also run for office. That’s how they explained it to me in elementary school civics and I still believe it’s the right thing to do. I guess my rural school in Mexico was part of an evil plot to indoctrinate us…

Awww, is the poor little rapist saaad because his life over before he turns thirty?

“So... that makes me the Danny Ainge of pedophilia, right?”

me

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

Teams of researchers have been unable to prove conclusively whether or not the computer actually takes advantage of true quantum effects.

You prove my point exactly. In fact, people who smoke e-cigs in a public establishment look like such douchebags they actually make people who smoke real cigarettes look cool.

Marshall might be the best example of a player overcoming their demons from the past. He has been very outspoken about his past issues with abuse and a very vocal proponent of reforming how the NFL deals with players who are domestic abusers.

Marshall hasn’t had an issue in 6+ years and appears to be on the right…

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.

Emily Yoffe as in “Dear Prudence”? That woman should not be allowed to write. Her advice is based only how many puns she can stick into her lame answer. Sometimes her advice is actually dangerous.

Yeah I’m kind of getting burned out by all this idolizing of the characters that’s going on before the movie is even out. They could all be worse than Jar Jar for all we know. BB-8 could actually actually have dialogue, for all we know, and speak it in a Speedy Gonzalez-accent while Poe Damaran spends the entire movie…

Abrams’ Star Wars is already the best Star Wars movie ever made. How dare you push your heretical “voice of reason”!

Brienne of Darth.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

I think The Prestige goes well beyond ‘fanciful technology’ into the realm of pure on magic though...

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday