Here’s the thing.

You should hear the Boston pronunciation.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

If I could live there for July and August and then go back home, that’d be perfect. The surrounding nature is spectacular. The people by and large are terrible. I'm glad you found some good ones. There were none at the major airplane manufacture research and technology division I worked at.

Glad to know there are other Charlie Brown enthusiasts out there. I’m 45 years old- I’ve seen that damn special every one of those 45 years. The music makes it.

An asshole who refers to himself as “a great guy” while not having the guts to dump his gf before screwing someone else.

Who brings a girl they’ve known for 3 weeks to meet the family for Christmas?

I take umbra...fuck it, you’re absolutely right.

made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for battered, deep fried eggplant layered with sauce,

That’s a Seattle party in a nutshell.

And yet knowing this, you keep playing them! O Holy Night is BAAAD too. I believe I added the Perry Como Greatest Christmas Hits TAPE from my deceased grandfather. No one can touch self-inflicted emotional torture.

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.

My very first Christmas in the military I was stationed in Jacksonville, Florida (NAS JAX) in a VP training squadron. I completed boot earlier in the year and then finished A-school right after Thanksgiving. I had not accrued much leave up to that point (you earn so much leave every month you serve), but I decided to…

That was only "one of the most depressing things" you've ever done. You poor, poor man.

My boss was in charge of hiring the DJ for our office party (300 employees + spouses, very corporate) but of course he dropped the ball and started calling people the day before the party. Since he couldn’t find anyone, he begged me to do it (I was in a band at the time so that somehow qualified me in his eyes). Not…

Riley is gorgeous and a product of her extended, beautiful family. However, you do realize that her father is an artist unparalleled in the modern sports world? He is a genius, on pace to have the single greatest basketball season in NBA history. In another life he could have been a ballet dancer, an ice skater,…