In Mexico we ban pastors from public office. It’s unfair that someone who can threaten your immortal soul can also run for office. That’s how they explained it to me in elementary school civics and I still believe it’s the right thing to do. I guess my rural school in Mexico was part of an evil plot to indoctrinate us…

Awww, is the poor little rapist saaad because his life over before he turns thirty?

“So... that makes me the Danny Ainge of pedophilia, right?”

me

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

Marshall might be the best example of a player overcoming their demons from the past. He has been very outspoken about his past issues with abuse and a very vocal proponent of reforming how the NFL deals with players who are domestic abusers.

Marshall hasn’t had an issue in 6+ years and appears to be on the right…

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.

Emily Yoffe as in “Dear Prudence”? That woman should not be allowed to write. Her advice is based only how many puns she can stick into her lame answer. Sometimes her advice is actually dangerous.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

“Doth I read an article making mild jest of a known and rather amusing quirk of a head coach? Well then I must retort with a deflection toward a completely unrelated subject regarding a completely unrelated team. O, how pithy mine wit be!”

Are you fucking kidding me?

Is this game the Philadelphia 76ers of football broadcasts, or are the Sixers the Browns-Ravens MNF game of basketball teams?

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Excuse for using your joke as a jumping point, but it’s no coincidence that two of the more thoughtful, provocative voices on police violence are Greg and Bomani, two journalists who are nominally in sports, for the same reason it took a threatened boycott by a football team to make Mizzou a national story.

This is fucking great. Can we have more major media people just outright calling racists as such?