I’ll lay 18:1 to anyone who wants Samer against a professional soccer player.

Hot take: Texas will beat Baylor.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

the loss last night dropped them into last place in the NFC East.

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They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…

Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as…

This is some real, honest-to-goodness community service y’all have done for his victims, for the people of Sacramento and California, and for schoolchildren everywhere. Good work.

Good username. Kinja needs more Russian anarchists.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

Or maybe Jim Webb was all “Alec Baldwin played me on SNL! No need to be president, the highpoint of my life was on Saturday night.”

The Jets are better.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Seems like he used to be a pretty Loki guy.

After the game, the 49ers crappy fans helped shank a Ravens fan in the parking lot.

I haven’t read every personal account by the victims but this cannot be true. He was A-list before the Cosby Show, that is the reason the Cosby Show came into existence. It’s the reason he was so welcomed at the Playboy mansion. So if it wasn’t the Cosby Show it would be any one of his other works: I Spy, buddy comedy…

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

I will not stand for those who are already pre-emptively expressing disgust for Cubs fans and their newfound success. Success eventually gets annoying for every successful team, particularly those in large markets. And I hate when people say “Cubbies,” and I know Wrigley has always been filled with a lot of people who…