Oh this is awesome!

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Sorry, but that’s really dumb. “I would like this historic team, but I saw some people drinking and cheering so I decided not to.” I’m sure people would be genteel and thoughtfully raise a pint to the camera if they’d shown a Pittsburgh bar.

“We’re going to show a few spots from around Chicago!”

Any Cubs-Pirates animosity will likely be absorbed by the larger "Fuck the Cardinals" sentiment shared in the NL Central, possibly the world.

I’ve been on Jez for an almost embarrassingly long time, and the fact that people didn’t get that joke is one of my favorite things that has ever happened around here ever.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Police were called according to the witness

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

It wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of people didn’t realize that Eastern and Central time zones have the same feed for recorded programming. What the fuck happens in Mountian Time anyway, do they get the Pacific feed and everything airs 1 hour later, or is shit actually delayed to the appropriate time?

Yeah this damn PC world. Asking people not to be racist. What is this world coming to?

For what it’s worth (not much) I think painting your face gold or blue or colors that aren’t black is fine

My god, he’s so slow.

If you consider a series to be done with three articles remanining, I am guessing you have left a string of unsatisfied women in your wake.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

Now that we’re done with “Root For The [Team] In The Playoffs” articles, can we get a “Fuck the Cardinals In The Playoffs” one?

This info is great and all, but I want my news in useless bar graph form so I go straight to ESPN stats.