I still listen to like 90% of the bands on this list. I am an old.

One of the great What-Ifs of NFL History is when the Bills and Packers were supposedly a cunt hair away from trading AJ Hawk for Lynch, tit for tat. That would have been a terrifying Packer offense.

Is he going into some bullshit faux-hippie phase for his shitty, overproduced music? That halftime show was worse than the gulag.

Beyonce referencing police brutality in her set is complete news to me

From the perspective of an author, his definition is completely indistinguishable from editing

If I had the opportunity, I’d probably sneak a peek at a quasi-celeb’s wang too

When did women wearing men’s briefs become sexy?

Mmmmmmlink?

Yes, it’s possible. However, we KNOW Byron Scott is a shitty coach. We DON’T KNOW if D’Angelo Russell is a shitty player.

LEGITIMATELY fuck you PETA. You make animal rights activists look trivial with specious, asinine lawsuits like this.

Holy shit, shots and squats is even worse than I expected. I was expecting shouting from bros at the top of their lungs (I imagine them wearing neon tanktops with the armholes really expanded and cheap neon Wayfakers). Instead it’s like New Order crossed with Cotton Eyed Joe, but with all of the danceability removed.

Did Trish hand cut all the pepperoni slices? They’re all rough and uneven. THAT is dedication.

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Jesus, Amber Rose just ate Yeezy’s lunch

Greg Howard fucking nailed it like he usually does.

I’m sorry, you’re blowing my mind here. You pour RUM into your root beer floats???

I’m a Packer fan and had the misfortune of living there when the Fail Mary happened. I’ve never been closer to going on a murdering spree than when all these dipshit Seahawks fans (who couldn’t name three players and were wearing SPARKLING NEW jerseys) started coming up to gloat. Nearly quit my job.

Fucking NAILED IT. Living in Seattle during the Seahawk’s rise was objectively awful.

So, let’s all laugh at the idea that casting a hex will bring seriousness to their cause. But let’s also laugh at them thinking they’ll be putting a stop to gentrification when they’re about two years too late.

My girlfriend had me do a morning boot camp with her when I would visit, and invariably skips were part of the repertoire. They’re surprisingly tiring, especially after doing wall sits for two minutes, followed by squats, followed by jumping jacks.