One hundredth star for YOU for this pure, unvarnished truth

I fucking hate to admit this, and if you asked me this I would deny it up and down, but I think ghosts are (somewhat) real.

It’s really weird how that and the 2002 Super Bowl (when Gruden’s Bucs won it) are the two that absolutely no one remembers. At least 2004 had Janet Jackson.

Obviously, this sucks, since I’d like Inafune to do well. What’s the status on that Igavania game that was being crowdsourced? I DESPERATELY wanted to fund that one, but was completely flat broke when it was announced.

Starred because your manager is funny as shit

WEIRD. I’ve got friends who have personally waited on MJ and have been able to pay their rent because of him. Then again, they’re all hot girls, so maybe that makes the difference...

Two stories, iterations of which are probably widespread around Chicago.

“Shmoney”

I saw this in a porn a really long time ago (starring the legendary Jenna Jameson! And taking place on a boat!), and it has haunted me ever since. EXTREMELY fucking hot.

Captain Kangaroo and Magnum PI’s illegitimate child

I might disagree with your life choices, but I like your style

WAY better

Jesus god, you rushed the stage in 2012??? That’s like five years after any kind of cultural relevance for Smash Mouth

What is the appeal of Shaq as an announcer? He mumbles everything, never says anything substantive, and is a black hole of charisma

Their bourbon is more than just Beam, it’s Jim Beam Black! One of the finest mid-priced bourbons you can buy, for the price of a fifth of Old Crow.

That’s not good investing though. Considering a bank account is only guaranteed up to 250K, you either open a shitload of bank accounts (and good luck keeping track of all of them), or you make your money work for you by parking it in index funds and bluechip bonds.

There’s definitely a mindset, and I wish the educational aspects of the annuity payments was more widespread. I think Business Insider wrote that the total payout of the annuities is something like 1.8 times the lump sum. That’s an enormous amount of money, AND it ensures a certain check on your spending.

Non-Catholic here (though with Catholic family members) and I’m routinely impressed by the numerous “demi-saints,” for instance the ones you see a lot in Mexico/Central America. Santa Muerte, Jesus Malverde, etc

All the +1s to Jim Cooke for that illustration up top.