Doubly sucking: Not being able to watch CFB playoffs while hungover/smoking pot to combat hangovers. Last year’s lineup of Winter Classic/CFB Playoffs was blissful, and I don’t even follow either sport!

No need to apologize for making your life better!

Fuck, I just read the comment and laughed again. You’ve got a gift.

With political donations, the minimum amount at which point you have to claim is $250. NOT ONE SINGLE HP EMPLOYEE has given a claimable amount to Carly’s campaign.

This is, and I’m saying this 100% sincerely, the comment of the fucking year AND a sign that you and I both probably need to find a therapist.

That shitty photoshop of Trump in Scotland is the real hero

Dance Yrself Clean is one of the greatest songs ever made

Star for the amazing avatar/handle

Soon to be followed by “Mow That Lawn”

Hot97 had a point this morning that Kanye’s basically a dad now, so at some point Kanye popped his head up for ten minutes, heard Jumpman, thought that that was what the kids are into, then decided to make a Yeezy spin on it. The fact that he fell fucking flat on his face is proof that his finger isn’t on the pulse…

Seriously: how do you deal with that? When my convicted felon cousin started posting smear articles about Michael Brown and his supposed criminal history, I went apeshit, but I don’t know if that actually solves anything.

Bingo. It was so weird to actually SEE cognitive dissonance at work.

Her one on one feminism reminds me of a conversation I had with a GOP friend, who’s anti-union, anti-welfare, etc. Long story short, he understood the necessity of a social safety net when it’s applied to people who he knows; he just doesn’t trust everybody else to use it appropriately.

I hate the Emmitt Smith section and skip over it every Funbag. Am I alone in this?

Just out of curiosity, how should I be pronouncing “Lemieux”?

Hahaha, awwwww, thanks. I mean, it definitely sucked at the time, but it’s handy to have perspective on things. My Christmases might be bad in the future, but it’ll be TOUGH to be more depressing than that one.

I’d even throw June into that mix, but yeah. Every so often I get wistful for it and then have to remember how expensive, depressing, and demoralizing the city could actually be.

Good looking out, blerg

Close!

Eh, it’s not that bad. I ditched the assholes who bailed on me and eventually made new friends. The following Christmas was WAY better. Also, the most gorgeous city I’ve ever lived in.