Jesus god, you rushed the stage in 2012??? That’s like five years after any kind of cultural relevance for Smash Mouth

What is the appeal of Shaq as an announcer? He mumbles everything, never says anything substantive, and is a black hole of charisma

Their bourbon is more than just Beam, it’s Jim Beam Black! One of the finest mid-priced bourbons you can buy, for the price of a fifth of Old Crow.

That’s not good investing though. Considering a bank account is only guaranteed up to 250K, you either open a shitload of bank accounts (and good luck keeping track of all of them), or you make your money work for you by parking it in index funds and bluechip bonds.

There’s definitely a mindset, and I wish the educational aspects of the annuity payments was more widespread. I think Business Insider wrote that the total payout of the annuities is something like 1.8 times the lump sum. That’s an enormous amount of money, AND it ensures a certain check on your spending.

Non-Catholic here (though with Catholic family members) and I’m routinely impressed by the numerous “demi-saints,” for instance the ones you see a lot in Mexico/Central America. Santa Muerte, Jesus Malverde, etc

All the +1s to Jim Cooke for that illustration up top.

Doubly sucking: Not being able to watch CFB playoffs while hungover/smoking pot to combat hangovers. Last year’s lineup of Winter Classic/CFB Playoffs was blissful, and I don’t even follow either sport!

No need to apologize for making your life better!

Fuck, I just read the comment and laughed again. You’ve got a gift.

With political donations, the minimum amount at which point you have to claim is $250. NOT ONE SINGLE HP EMPLOYEE has given a claimable amount to Carly’s campaign.

This is, and I’m saying this 100% sincerely, the comment of the fucking year AND a sign that you and I both probably need to find a therapist.

That shitty photoshop of Trump in Scotland is the real hero

Dance Yrself Clean is one of the greatest songs ever made

Star for the amazing avatar/handle

Soon to be followed by “Mow That Lawn”

Hot97 had a point this morning that Kanye’s basically a dad now, so at some point Kanye popped his head up for ten minutes, heard Jumpman, thought that that was what the kids are into, then decided to make a Yeezy spin on it. The fact that he fell fucking flat on his face is proof that his finger isn’t on the pulse…

Seriously: how do you deal with that? When my convicted felon cousin started posting smear articles about Michael Brown and his supposed criminal history, I went apeshit, but I don’t know if that actually solves anything.

Bingo. It was so weird to actually SEE cognitive dissonance at work.

Her one on one feminism reminds me of a conversation I had with a GOP friend, who’s anti-union, anti-welfare, etc. Long story short, he understood the necessity of a social safety net when it’s applied to people who he knows; he just doesn’t trust everybody else to use it appropriately.