If this were a sitcom or something, we’d be right at the sweet spot with the Trump character, where he’s well-developed enough that the audience is willing to believe he’s capable of pretty much any idiotic thing you can think of, and yet somehow the writers are still capable of finding plumbing new depths for the…

Yeah it's really bad. I count 22 ads on this article alone. It is legitimately every second paragraph and quite literally there are so many ads that my phone can't even handle loading all them. Just a blank space with the words "advertisement" lol. 

I feel the end coming too. I’ve started to migrate to Vox media group sites but it’s not the same. The Gawker days are long behind us.

The new ownership is turning this site to shit. Auto-play ads, everybody is quitting...these sites are starting to feel like they’re in the early stages of the death spiral.

Few people who shop at Gamestop would have a risk of dying from covid.

Fun Fact: You can be a symptomatic and spread the disease

Nobody’s “only option” is Gamestop. Video games are not worth dying for.

I have had a similar experience with my 6yo daughter. She enjoys the game and can do it even without me for the most part.

Of course, then I got on the other day and found out she had cut down all my trees and left wood, stones, and random objects littered around the island. So, you know, ups and downs. 

One of the few classic arcade games that lends itself REALLY well to a touchscreen.

My covid beard is coming in nicely, but there is a lot of white hair. An alarming amount.

It’s a shame really because they so easily believe unsupported lies yet resist fact based information too readily.

Sadly, there is no Konami Code for the disbelieving, anti-science Boomers. Dinosaurs will die.

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

So even though the game launches in a few days, they should break the date because.... you think it’s “pointless as fuck”???

The games are still obtainable both digitally and physically. The films on the big screen are only available in the cinema which is why Universal has now opted to let people view them from their…

I think that’s a very entitled thing to say. While it would have been nice considering I’ve been stuck at home I can’t expect them to just change their plans and cater to my needs. 

Compare to my boss who said, in summary, “we’re totally fine! I can’t name any names but we definitely have new clients lined up right now. Be sure come to the office unless you’re super sick. Byeeee”

No amount of scientific evidence or advice from experts will ever stop me from blowing into cartridges. It’s worked for over 30 years damnit.

This is what you’ve been training for, people! This is not a drill! Now get in there, isolate yourselves, and play games like your life depends on it!

“Our best evidence is that “social distancing” helps”