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...as the heartless, bloodthirsty crowd cheers for his demise.

He’s got his cowl toss, check his nails. Batman, how you feeling? He's feeling good as hell.

No diggity, he's gotta back it up.

Is that Paul Rudd... with a fuzzy red fez?

I felt like I wanted to kill the Prime Minister of Micronesia. That, or like I was transported back to 2001.

Second thought, maybe it’s “price gouging.” It sounds equally as sinister, and I agree, these games should be "greatest hits" $20!

Second thought, maybe it’s “price gouging.” It sounds equally as sinister, and I agree, these games should be

These are all Nintendo exclusive games. They can’t “price fix” with themselves. The pricing is straight-up “supply vs demand."

These are all Nintendo exclusive games. They can’t “price fix” with themselves. The pricing is straight-up “supply

Uh oh... sounds like they’ll be scrambling for a new cover subject for the next issue at Unathletic Schlub Quarterly.

“A-fare-mative” - my friend and I still use that line while gaming.

I just came here to say that this meme generator never gets old.

Pretty good... for CRITTERS 2

Aside from the infectious proteins, it’s just empty calories.

Hey now, lingonberries actually offer several important health benefits, such as, but not limited to, weight control, heart health and ironically BRAIN health!

Boston fans loved it when Judge riled up the Sox by blasting “New York, New York” through the halls of Fenway Park following the Yankees’ lone ALDS win last year. I wouldn’t be surprised if Yankee fans hate that.

And according to booty analyst Warren Sapp’s data...

Tomsula takes Manhattan

The Uncut Gems franchise really didn't hit its stride until Uncut Gems 3: Leather Tools and Family Jewels.

Chris Archer's sister is his.... property? Not sure I'm following this one. 

Oh, they’re “self-driving” if you don’t mind the off-chance of being driven to a grave!

RIP, Rick. Your music will always be magic.