All this talk about that tongue... but what about those dead, unblinking eyes? Good luck getting there with those staring up at you.

To me, this would be like an MLB player asking to be benched on Jackie Robinson Day so he didn’t have to wear the #42 jersey... because he doesn’t believe that blacks should have equal rights.

I, too, foregone a possibly lucrative career in professional hockey to play NHL’95 until all hours of the night. I’ve come to terms with my decision.

Tebow has been disowned by football and broadcasting. We can’t cross him out until he’s disowned a third time.

Somebody’s Lion.

Now, if only the NFL could bring back the on-field ambulance...

Soon-to-be Former Advisor: But Mr. President, we can assemble some of this country’s greatest physicians, the leading intellects in the fields of health and fit-...

He’s Donald Trump. He does everything like a damn baby... especially holding things with those creepy man-baby hands.

The fundamental laws of Shaq Diesel make perfect sense to me.

With the latest price hike coming to Prime, maybe they should update their logo to jam that “smile” directly into the customers’ collective “a”...

Someone must’ve hacked into the Cardinal Scouting database and messed with Pham’s information. It’s the Cardinal Way.

Let’s just say that Radio was last seen slowly walking along San Diego’s Coronado Bridge.

WB already cloned Clash of Clans to make their Game of Thrones: Conquest mobile app. Maybe this is their MO.

Let us not forget, Pederson is still no where near as gutsy as this guy with this call: https://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2018/01/30/super-bowl-may-only-be-the-opening-act-for-bostons-possible-grand-slam

And so, during the inevitable defamation trial, Jerry Jones will take the stand and be requested to finger Blast.

Can I vote for the ampersand?