How awesome is that Westworld theme song! Same composer as GoT.

Every photo of Donald Trump Jr looks like the photog caught him at mid-dry-heave.

“...when the fan decided not to continue paying for his season tickets to see his trainwreck of a favorite team.”

AKA the Ghost of Deadspin past.

Bakelants added, “Welp, I guess I’ll have to settle for this plush lion and a stitch-remover. Time to make some load movies, little buddy.”

Now THAT’S a fonzanoon!

If you really want to blow your mind, please read about Scientology. According to its followers (including Battlefield Earth stars Travolta and Pepper) this movie is NON-FICTION. Hell, the headquarters for Scientology is called “Gold Base.”

She’s got 108 stitches to show for it.

Maybe they meant he’s dead inside.

Mega Monster 24-ounce drinks.... yes.

At first glance, I read that line as “jacking it,” and was all like, man, Mike Fahey and I are always on the same wavelength!

Apparently... Party Hardy Marte.... partied a little TOO hardy.

Hatters gonna hate... this outcome.

Thank you, PA lady, for my new default text response for an endless number of situations:

Do you believe in this alternative fact: 44 is much greater than 45?

C’mon... do you honestly think that Drew didn’t already tackle that topic!

I agree, expensive. But it’s not worth it. I got one as a gift and am a little disappointed. It does not stretch... at all, as in, it’s a “fitted” hoodie. Maybe they run really small (I fit into anything sized L), but I prefer a softer fabric with at least a little give. I will say, the fitted aspect does make it…

I agree, expensive. But it’s not worth it. I got one as a gift and am a little disappointed. It does not stretch...…

Alternate angle:

M. Night Shyamalan plot twist: that’s not his kid AND... it’s Nick Nolte.

Maybe they will help solve the recent surge in home break-ins throughout Houston...