Pray for Mojo

That was created out of respect for their program and the coaches...The logistics of it were hindsight.

Why!! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

Pigskin 621 AD.... anyone?

The last time there was this much attention on whether someone touched home plate in a minor league game Chris Hansen was in the room.

Our Ham Night:

I’m such a cynic that I find none of these ads to be remotely real. I’m thinking that offscreen voice is for the viewers that say, “who’s this large black man on the TV?”

To be fair, the Bucs are the perfect team for when you’re up for whatever.

Thank you, Fox Sports, for making it easier for me to ignore Colin Cowherd.

So... No more rockin’ in the stream world?

“Oh, fuck this noise.”

YES! This AND the theme to Midnight Madness. I think I had both on one VHS tape.

Anytime you put the Dauber in the middle of some football scheme, high jinx and hilarity always ensue.

When JPP signs his payday contract, he better use his strong hand.

Tiger in 5 years now:

“Bear witness to my shotgun!”

It’s impossible not to find a sorry Sapp in Las Vegas.

Start saving your Septims now for Oblivion VI!

And here I thought every blogger wears a black bag on their head and a Pulitzer Prize around their neck:

It’s hobbies are fast cars and fast women.