Pipe down, WhatThatMoufDo! Let everyone outside of NJ believe the misconceptions, the smells, the highways, and that every neighbor looks like Pauly D! Our state's crowed enough and we don't need any more people visiting us during the summer.... ESPECIALLY from Pennsylvania!!

Actually, it appears that "Frank" should be known by the shorthand "Oh, that movie where Michael Fassbender walks around with a Davey head from Davey and Goliath."

After countless hours/days/months with the game, Candy Crush Saga can be summed up best in the immortal words of Super Computer, JOSHUA:

It's worth noting that this is a patent application, and has yet to be examined by the US Patent and Trademark Office. The CVG article is misleading in stating that Sony patents "Flat Joystick Controller," as Sony has only filed an application that has recently been published.

Behold, I am The Collector, and I have come to add you to my collection.

But it comes with a free Frogurt! That's good.
The Frogurt is also cursed. That's bad.
But you get your choice of topping! That's good.
The toppings contains potassium benzoate.
...
That's bad.

I believe this sums up the camera controls:

UGH! This would be like saying Massachusetts' best culinary contribution is the Necco Wafer! I typically like this author and have used some of his recipes, but he's obviously never been to NJ if he's unfamiliar with a PREC on a bagel.

Ah. Thanks, that makes sense. Kinda like when (Disney-owned) ESPN ask viewers which NFL players most closely relate to which (Disney-owned) Marvel comic characters. (They must have done this before, right?)

People like sports, and some of these people also like pop culture. I think its just as natural among my friends for to ask, "Who's a more significant television character: Walter White or Tony Soprano?" and is it to ask, "Who would you rather have as a QB: Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?"

MLB: The Show certainly has career ending injuries. After each WS, they summarize all the players that will be exiting the game for the following season with their reasons.

Austin Tennesse, from Detroit. An ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

I'm curious to hear your thoughts on fast-approaching transition to our "next-generation" of consoles. Specifically, how long do you see game developers making high budget games (e.g., Watch Dogs) for BOTH the current and next-gen consoles?

"Cup check, check, check. Check cup, one. Check one, two. Check. Cup check, one, two, three. Cup check, one-two-three-four-five, SIX, SEVEN."

What's the best way to get the busker outside my office building to STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING BAGPIPES? No one wants to hear the sound of a thousand cats being fed into an oscillating fan.

Fantasy Football Question: When drafting in a 32-team keeper league, is it ever too soon to handcuff your starting TE? Thanks!

"Coach, I still don't understand why you want me to get used to walking around in these handcuffs."

Ha! I was expecting to see something here along those same lines, but for me it was Cat as Xbox1 and Black Walder as PS4. I'm liking your lil' Ned concept better!

If your a boozebag like me (or... ah, hosting a party), its pretty awesome to have unlimited club soda. I feel like a wizard every time I change a bottle of plain old tap water into club soda — but that might be the booze talking.

"Everything makes a noise and you can control that cacophony and merge it with music."