Considering Manti's dad "blacklisted" the local newspaper for circulating a front-page photo of his son's missed tackle, its pretty safe to say that Mr. & Mrs. Te'o just deleted their Gawker Media accounts.

I don't think that Norelco could've thought of a more elaborate way to shave a beard.

The NRA decision to take aim at these virtual worlds provided by video games really puts an exclamation point on how willfully ignorant the NRA is to the real issues of the actual world.

Wait a minute, here. No discussion about calling a no-hitter is ever complete without equating it to slavery and/or Nazi Germany "marching people into ovens." Oh, Michael Kay, you are the living end!

No mention of "Die Hard 12"? Hands down, my favorite Stiller clip.

You named your kid Ashton Kutcher?

"Gronk-Gold" or "Man-Gronk"? I can't decide on a nickname for the sports world new power couple.

Added Bonus: The interior smells exactly like the "basement apartment" of your parents' house.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there. I have a weekday plan in the bleachers ($20/seat + fees). I could get the EXACT same seats on the Yankees's site now for $16.50 + fees. But what's worst is the new mid-season "Bleacher Section Alcohol Policy" — last call in the FIFTH!! I'm done with the…

Despite being transferred to Maine and "promoted" to an off-camera role, WMTW Producer Brian Collins continues to torment sports fans everywhere.

I see. So, the PBA Tour and reruns of the World's Strongest Man DOES translate well to television. It's unbelievable that "The Worldwide Leader in Sports" would rather discuss Colt McCoy's off-season future over a 3OT Rangers' playoff win.

Unpopular Band Forms "Strategic Promotional Alliance" With Member's Only new "all-pleather" line of jackets.

This application will never issue. The USPTO responded last month, and in the initial rejection, all claims were rejected for being directed towards an abstract idea (as well as being anticipated by a prior patent - 5,607,356). Unless this guy amends the crap out of his claims, there's no way this application will…

The last time the Daily News mocked up the Statue of Liberty worked out REAL well for the Jets.

I was on the radio the other day and the host, Steve Czaban...

I'm pretty sure John Farrell has no problem with Lackey's awful mechanics, seeing as Farrell's currently managing the Blue Jays and, like every other team, lit him up this season.

I haven't seen that many low blows since Verne Troyer's bachelor party.

He was actually paying homage to his favorite 80's back-up band:

Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Oddly enough, she had her pink sock inverted by that very same tattoo artist.