O mighty and eternal Celica GT-Four, we come to you in times that try our souls. Please show us the way. Grant us your wisdom.

God, I miss the ‘90s.

500+ words of thinly veiled racism and spelling errors? I am going to say Curt Schilling is actually Charles Manson. Cool if I’m wrong.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

You’ll find one every car kid, you’ll see.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

You are such a nerd. And it's wonderful.

I know the car/relationship metaphor is overused and it’s not very politically correct, but... this Thing really is like my ex.

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Whoa, whoa there, Ralph Nader. Everything you describe is fixable within the scope of a single afternoon and a sixer of Stone IPA.

Vans! Vans are what we must drive.

We could just go all P71 with the interior.

I’m biased... but:

It’s incredible how you can go from the side view thinking, “It kind of all fits together in a weird sort of way.”, then get around to the back and it’s all of a sudden “ZOMG KILL IT WITH FIRE”

I think the issue is more that the people who want wagons can’t afford something like the CTS-V, and the people who can afford them, want something sportier in appearance.