Oh hey, it’s the dirtiest taxi cab in Wuss-tah. 

Don’t know how I missed this last week, but I can’t pass this by without observing that this isn’t worse looking than a stock SSR.

I tried to read this. I really did. Now I need some coffee, and maybe an aspirin.

Mostly excellent suggestions, though my mid-70s parents have a hard time getting in and out of my 228 so Patrick’s suggestion is pushing it a bit and Aaron is absolutely smoking PCP if he thinks the 4C is a good answer—whereas Torch’s left field weirdo answer is actual a good suggestion. My first thought was a used Por…

This is hardly debate worthy--clearly the Gremlin cap wins.

I am with you on yesterday’s vote—way too many people on here confuse “excellent price for that car” (it is) with “excellent car for that price” (it isn’t). Anyhow on to today--$3k is close enough to wtf money for a car that’s close enough to good condition. Calling it a “nice price” is a bit of a stretch, but close…

“If you’re relying on scores for your wine purchases, buy beer.”

Simplicity.
Weight reduction.
Increased visibility.

Neutral: What Is Your Highest Priority When Buying a Car?

For crying out loud, Tom--I now have coffee all over my keyboard.

I am reasonably sure that all of the NP votes are contrarian weirdos and trolls who don’t want us to have nice things. I say throw out all those votes because this joyfully hideous thing is 100% crack pipe. 

The woman in that ad looks terrified.

I’m with Torch on this one. You have some questionable ideas about cars Mack.

I have watched the video six or seven times, and it blows my mind each view. It’s amazing and when I am starting to wrap my head around it I remember that the car is a 4 banger. 

A tent, a couple of sleeping bags, a couple coolers (one for food, one for beer), a couple of backpacks, assorted camping/hiking gear. It isn’t much, but it takes a great deal more space than the X-90 offers.

For the love for God somebody get Mack an intervention and send all those high quality designer drugs he’s on to me—for, um, safe disposal. A Buick? Anyhow excellent suggestion Torch, except for the appalling lack of cargo space. What Alex really needs is an Abarth 500. It oozes character, it’s a blast to drive, you…

Today, playing the role of Jason Torchinsky, is Raphael Orlove. Please hold your applause until the end of the presentation. Thank you. 

As a Mainer I find this comment to be very correct.

INT. DIVE BAR - NIGHT - 1993
“Whatever, man. I’m going to get an easy 200,000 miles from my Camry—you’ll never get that kind of longevity in that ridiculous thing you drive.”

The problem we have is that we keep spelling it Connecticunt.