He could just buy a newer mini

Highly recommend the 2nd Gen MR2 Turbo. I just picked up a really clean JDM 1993 about a month ago. Absolutely love it!

So how does this incredibly selective process explain how Prince Douchebag Justin Bieber bought one? Probably bought it used I guess...

It’s not the writer’s fault that there’s an abundance of morons on this planet. I was considering doing track days and after reading this, I may be more cautious about what I post online.

I guess my father has contributed to these statistics. He has a 2000 (120k mi) Land Cruiser (120k mi), which he uses somewhat regularly, and a 1999 Boxster (28k mi!!!) he refuses to get rid of or drive... He’s owned both since 2000-2001

Pardon my ignorance, but what model year(s) is the 997.2?

Maybe they are making it because we keep making fun of how boring it is.

feast your eyes on the lug bolt, homie

Looks like they grafted on the front end of a w202 c-class.

Poll isn’t showing up :(

Pretty sure current SI owners that have been dreaming of the Type-R will still buy this hideous beast.

People are fatter too, what did you expect?

No F Zero X???

Not enough mayo

You are a special kind of douchebag, more specifically, the “full of shit” variety.

My car came with fake exhaust tips and frankly I don’t really give a crap... I don’t really understand the outrage.

Too embarrassing to drive? Maybe you have other issues you need to sort out before blaming on a great car. If driving a convertible sportscar is embarrassing for you, you either have the wrong friends, or your just not too smart..

I’d say he’s an accidental troll, due to sheer stupidity

The zf 8-speed is supposedly really good though

You can get an M235i with xdrive