Dude, you and Beyonce signed a contract to become the most powerful couple in music together. Nothing about this is or ever was real, including the accusations of cheating or the contrite response to them (and at least one of her pregnancies to boot).
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Like I’ve been saying, club baby seals.
Because they’re the federal bureau of investigation, not the bureau of ‘Yep, sure looks like it’.
Do you have any evidence that is the case? How is that even relevant?
K, Deng. You first, buddy!
Which, let’s remember, runs not only ICE, but also TSA, FEMA, and the Secret Service. *That* thought ought to drop a load of ice on your nuts/nipples/other erogenous zones.
Wait... that wasn’t a joke? JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST THAT WASN’T A JOKE?
Someone beat me to it, so I am editing this to let them claim the glory of the Clinton chia pet.
That’s probably how most of his supporters think his name is spelled anyway.
The Lacross team leaves something to be desired...
I read all the replies to this comment but it doesn’t seem like anyone told you that’s not the Soup Nazi, that’s Babu. So I’ll tell you.
Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant
That first one is the most important. I knew a guy that forgot a round was on the chamber and accidentally shot one of his cats legs clean off.
There are other commenters questioning these rules. I hope they are not gun owners, and that they never ever hold one.
I went to go see a play recently that used prop guns and you could tell which actors had handled a real gun before based on whose fingers were kept religiously off the trigger, even when they were fake shooting in each other’s general (but not actual) direction. It was interesting that the rules can be so engrained…
I’m not a gun person, but those seem pretty simple enough and I see no reason why they couldn’t be followed 100% of the time. In fact, if one truly appreciates the deadly nature of guns, they seem like common sense. Even more so if using a gun is part of your job. One needn’t be a robot to follow them.
Its tragic a woman died. But let me warn you: NEVER go to a “Citizens Police Academy” - its always ends poorly.
Sad!