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Don’t talk bad about my Tiffany. She chose to stay away. She’s the smartest of the bunch.

Any time I see “Attorneys General” I can only think of this article:

The other day, I walked into the men’s room and saw one cake blowing another cakes candles. One of the cakes had a wedding ring on.

The ADF bozos are also behind the anti-transgender student policy at Great Hearts Academies, a high performing K-12 charter schools based in Phoenix, 25 campuses in AZ and TX.

Am I the only one to make an effort TO see the butthole? If those cheeks don’t spread in doggie naturally, I’ll assist in the separation.

The full moon is the best part of a 69 imho.

Trump is pro-global warming because he’s planning for nuclear winter.

Not mine, but made me laugh.

Before he tweeted, I was very much a pro-stabbing-innocent-bystanders kind of person. You were too, I’m sure.

And where could a person find these magic mushrooms, or “schrooms?”

Like I’ve been saying, club baby seals.

No big secret...sneeze through your anus.

You know who else lives a life of unchecked drama hanging around football players and C-list celebs?

500dokk

...and sold next to GI Joe and Transformers in the “not a doll” section.

Are you kidding me? Selfie op x 1,000,000

Autism awareness would be a great cause for a First Lady to get behind.

Don’t forget that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is up for Homeland Security.

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