Don’t talk bad about my Tiffany. She chose to stay away. She’s the smartest of the bunch.

Any time I see “Attorneys General” I can only think of this article:

I read a while back about an artificial heart that is more of an Archimedes screw than a pump. Is that the alt device you’re talking about? Very cool. Fewer moving parts, less energy required, lower failure rates. Bonus...patients have no pulse! (They have a constant current of flowing blood rather that it being…

The other day, I walked into the men’s room and saw one cake blowing another cakes candles. One of the cakes had a wedding ring on.

The ADF bozos are also behind the anti-transgender student policy at Great Hearts Academies, a high performing K-12 charter schools based in Phoenix, 25 campuses in AZ and TX.

Operating on the assumption that we’re not the only space faring race, I bet there’s already WAY more funky fungus in space than we have here on Earth.

I always make my knives incredibly hard to access.

Am I the only one to make an effort TO see the butthole? If those cheeks don’t spread in doggie naturally, I’ll assist in the separation.

The full moon is the best part of a 69 imho.

Trump is pro-global warming because he’s planning for nuclear winter.

Not mine, but made me laugh.

Before he tweeted, I was very much a pro-stabbing-innocent-bystanders kind of person. You were too, I’m sure.

And where could a person find these magic mushrooms, or “schrooms?”

Like I’ve been saying, club baby seals.

Nuclear winter is the perfect solution to global warming.

Halliburton gets all those contracts anyway. It’s all rigged.

No. Cavalry is horses. Calvary is those squid things that what get fried up. That’s why it doesn’t make sense.

How do you feel about the Army’s Armored Calvary? Tanks, etc. Fewer horses these days.

Spoiler alert: it drails at 3:37

“Why did you do that, daddy?”