According to my watch, it looks like it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Lately, I have found myself keeping my gas tank more than half full lest I need to drive away from a mushroom cloud.

Can I come over?

Dark Castle. Please!

No big secret...sneeze through your anus.

You know who else lives a life of unchecked drama hanging around football players and C-list celebs?

The fools. I’m ready.

Oh, that ding-a-ling :(

And, let’s not forget that he also liked to fart on hookers.

500dokk

...and sold next to GI Joe and Transformers in the “not a doll” section.

This is good because now, global cooling when the ice melts, right?

Leia turns Sith and turns all gross and ugly. Recast. No one can tell.

Are you kidding me? Selfie op x 1,000,000

You’ll be able to use it during the apocalypse. That’s going to be Obama’s fault too.

I imagine that young computer enthusiasts who are taught to run the straight and narrow at an early age will grow up to be the most diabolical black hat hackers of all time. A Catholic school girl turned slut kind of thing.

My bad. Carry on.

Didn’t AP send out press guidelines recently recommending the word “alt-right” be replaced with “white supremacists” or “neo-nazi?” Maybe she was just following their publishing guidelines?

Theoretically possible if space based.

Just curious...do they detect a grav wave, then look to see where it came from? Or look for something that would cause a gravitational phenomenon, then try to detect the resultant wave?