I think it's a typo and he meant wipe. Still a weird motherfucker though...

+1 for straight talk.

Is "swipe" bro talk for fucking? If it is, you're a weird mother fucker.

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I just replied to you, so there you go.

Um Burt, this is near where i grew up and there's a good chance that i may know/be related to the people involved. I'll be calling my family from up in those parts tomorrow for more information. In the meantime here's the take from the local paper for that part of the country http://www.redding.com/news/2014/feb/… …

Blue Ash is going to be wrong, as miniature horses are used as service animals. They last longer than service dogs and, well, are amazing.

No joke: I recently found out that my sister-in-law went to clown college in the 80's. Her concentration was in balloon animals.

Clowns of America International

I wonder how many clown caskets they were able to fit into the clown hearse.

I, for one, am sad about this.

The older clowns are passing away.

I work with a guy who pled guilty to molesting 2 of his students (he taught 3rd grade!!!!!), and insists that the reason he stopped teaching is literally that parents just don't understand. It was the PARENTS who ruined his career.

A boy in my grade in high school was a registered sex offender, because he had raped a friend's 5 year old little sister at a party.

Well, that's officially the first time I've heard the phrase "boys will be boys" referring to boys raping five-year-olds.

Her fitness level is inferior as per measurements to compete in that scenario based on a breakdown of athletic profiles across all major sports that were based on war games. I wrote a paper pointing this out in every detail when that was the trending media topic, analyzing every aspect of each person. Do you even…

God, I've never found Courtney Love compelling. But others have, apparently. I think for me that some people have credited her instability and bullshit as a kind of revolutionary feminist statement, whereas it always seemed like regressive bullshit. Like this calculated risk b/c people who are really subversive never…

Well, if the petition is successful, then get your friends to watch because shitty ratings is what the networks see, not who they touch.