October 2012, I bought a Suzuki Kizashi. November 2012, Suzuki ceases selling cars in the U.S.

This is a masterpiece. Well done.

That’s actually a beautiful GM interior on the pre-refresh. I definitely see what you mean, the first one is angular, sharp and squared off. (Like a hypothetical 80’s lambo minivan? Maybe? ......no, dumb idea. I’m so stupid

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

Make phone use a 3 strikes your out policy. Three infractions, loss of license for 10 years.

My first thought:

Looking at its delipidated nature (and inevitable rust in the building) you could just gift it to David Tracy

I’d shove a couple of cots in it, and then register it on Air BnB as an authentic serial killer experience weekend.

Nothing, thanks. I’m good. 

Real question... which of the dust busters was the best?

Your taste in vehicles has obviously improved. Congrats.

Years ago, I was in a convenience store and there happened to be a deputy there getting stuff in line behind me. A car pulled up and started shaking the building with the stereo. The Deputy said “well, good thing my shift just ended” to the me. I walked out and there was a car with TWO 30" plus TVs bolted to the dash.…

Neutral: No screens. None. I want a very basic radio display and nothing else. I want buttons and dials and knobs and actual physical dash components and substantial control over my driving experience.

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

Paint and wheels, on point.

As this leaked image shows, the broken windows are part of the design.

She was just looking for new opportunities to mention she went to Stanford.

Meeting new safety standards doesnt mean you have to bloat the hell out of the car.

I missed the four-cylinder part. I assumed it was the same concept as the “M235i” from before meaning six-cylinder. I can’t keep up with BMW numbering.

Nope, you just know what you like. Me too. Have a ‘98 M3 Cab, 2000 e38 740iL and 2003 X5 4.6S. All work fine, no problems and I get loads of positive comments nearly every day. Unlike the office gal who leases one of those low priced Bimmers like the one in this article.