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OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

The New Movement Starts Now

This morning, many Americans woke up fearful, wondering what comes next. The only possible answer: four years of

America will. There are vulnerable people here who might not.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking

In happier news, a woman who was born prior to women being allowed to vote just cast her ballot for Hillary Clinton. It’s pretty incredible to think all that this woman has seen in her lifetime and that she is alive today to not only vote but for the first female presidential candidate.

I feel like it’s the White House IT department that should be investigated, not Clinton.

Thank god for women.

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.

I miss them already you guys

Has anyone watched video of trump from, say, 20-25 years ago? He was just as much of a racist/sexist/narcissistic pig back then, but he...talked in complete sentences and was generally coherent and (dare I say it) articulate. I saw a few clips, particularly from the Frontline episode “the Choice” a few weeks ago, and

Go, Joe, go!