The level scaling in Skyrim allows you to do some bizarre things if you work at it long enough.

Not to mention you can then display your unique items, and then watch the physics engine burp and throw them all over the room when the interior cell loads up.

Doing a unique item run with the wiki for Fallout 3, NV & Skyrim can be super rewarding. If you’ve only got 100 hours in any of those three games, there’s likely loads of content you haven’t seen for all three games, and chasing unique items is a really good way to see it all. FO3 probably has the zaniest stories…

COD 2 does have a great campaign. Love World At War though, helps that I share a first name with the protagonist - It’s like I have Gary Oldman actually shouting at me personally, gets me pumped to extirpate the nazi vermin. Funk that tank level though, total balls.

There’s plenty of stuff Ayn Rand wrote that can be used to discredit her or her supporters. The catch is you have to read Ayn Rand to find it, and there is just not enough Xanax in the world to deal with that.

You are the hero we deserve.

I wish someone would do this for "broadcaster" style headsets - I hate having voice chat compete in-ear with game audio. I work in audio and I hate wearing cans unless I'm getting paid for it. I use one of these little logitech jobbies, gets the job done but they really are cheap crap -

Yeah, client/server communication issues caused everything from disappearing game saves/weapon progression/achievements (they finally just unlocked the co-op achievements in BF3 for everybody, no one could %100 achievements for a year or so if I remember right) to servers that crash when all the assets load in (this…

BF3 had fairly serious problems depending on your platform choice.

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You just outed yourself as someone who doesn't actually play battlefield - BF3 & BF4 were buggier than anteater shit for a year. Spaghetti man says hello.

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That's why Veronica is so great: What's not to love about a girl that punches mutants in the face until their arms fall off?

It always amazes me when people fail to realize how popular Jezebel is with certain sections of 4chan and reddit.

As a general rule you should never, ever, ever put anything in the microwave you aren't going to eat or eat off of. Just feel like someone had to say that. You put a gross sponge in your microwave and it's just going to make your food taste like dumpster. Soak the sponges in a weak mixture of bleach and water until…

My own introduction to Nag Hammadi was through Holy Blood, Holy Grail and my way in to that book was Illuminatus! - which is to say that I'm not an academic, or even a particularly rigorous thinker. But I have enough sense to shut up and listen when someone clearly knows more about something than I do, or even when…

Not sure I would call it coffee, I know it's one of the more expensive laxatives money can buy.

"Pain in the ass" would work if you need that sweary frisson. Tone policing aside, your original comment was not wrong.

Yr ex sounds like a prick. That's actually a pretty interesting take on The Matrix, and I've never liked those movies.

I already live on an island of progressives (in the Calendars) and let me tell you, it is not that great.