This is my favorite comment here so far, had to say that. Just giving you a star didn't seem like enough.

Ugh, this fucking guy. He's on a crusade of playing the Stupid's Advocate, do not engage. King of the Farts, more like.

Absolutely bruh. All forgiven. Have a cookie :)

Get used to the idea that a decent public restroom is not a right, or even a privilege, but more like a fantastical legend along the lines of Unicorns and republican family values.

Outside of the movie Watermelon Man, I remain unconvinced that "whiteface" is actually a thing.

Relevant:

You call that a pun?

Must be bad if it makes you puke HTML

Didn't this person call some other famous person "crass" last week? fuckin lawl

I guess I can see what you mean, but no, I pretty clearly didn't mean it that way - which should be plain by your lack of ability to make a coherent point without misquoting me.

The lady I'm seeing now has a problem with suspicion, but she's been very badly handled by almost everyone she's ever trusted - So maybe I do this to myself? Like it gives me the chance to prove, over and over and over again, that I'm not like those other douchebags. I dunno. People are confusing.

I've been cheated on in every serious relationship I've ever been in except my current one. I've never cheated. I'm a dude. I only date women.

You think that lacking conviction in your own righteousness is moral relativism?

Leave games alone

Everything is ridiculous though. Completely lousy with absurdity. You can't touch anything without the absurd rubbing off on you like some smudgy bum in the public restroom at Tompkin's Square park. Can you think of one thing you did today that wasn't in some way, from some possible point of view, in fact very silly?

Who is right? Is anyone even right? I don't know.

Please be my valentine.

Speaking from my own situation - What do you tell the kid when dad finally has enough, says "I can't do this anymore" and mom actually hangs herself in the basement?

I actually wasn't being sarcastic, I love a good poe-ing, especially when it's this over the top. Ewe dun guud sun.