You’ve never lived in the tropics - even clean homes have a roach problem.

He looks like a man who says “Throw a shitty INT”

Don’t worry coach, I cast True Strike at halftime, so my next throw will hit my target no matter where they are!

Wait — do you hear that??

Not in their own heads.

They may value the whiteness of Christendom, but they sure as christ aren’t Christians.

the coach had nothing worthwhile to tell the locker room

With hair like that how could you ever have confidence in him?

That actually isn’t the worst idea ever.

the man has a baseball career to focus on /s

Reached for comment, Tebow said he was tempted but doubted the Nazis would listen to another virgin.

“I don’t like to get political” (e-mail signature contains 4 Bible verses and LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION in drippy 36-point Halloween font)

He declined to film such a message.

Yes, the article specifically mentions that some of them were teenagers, which could refer to someone either above or below the age of consent.

I mean, the first sentence is:

But it makes him a hypocrite. That’s pretty much when most folks will show you the door... regardless of any previous truth you may have shared.

I’ve never bought a lootbox, but isn’t more like “I’ll spend $10 for the chance at looking awesome?”

I would actually be willing to pay some money for specific items, but the spend money for random item is less interesting to me.

And it’s rapidly becoming the norm.

Except this option, until the next update (I guess?), is:

“Buy as many loot boxes as I can until I get a certain outfit, or else grind through multiple matches. Oh, if you get a duplicate then here’s a meager payout of currency to buy more loot boxes.”

I like having the option to buy loot boxes. Overwatch has been my favorite game since it came out, but I don’t have a lot of time to actually play it and earn those boxes. But I don’t mind dropping a few bucks for boxes whenever an event rolls around, especially since it’s one of the few games out there today that…