GOD DAMMIT MAINE! You have ONE job, to not get noticed by the national spotlight. But no, you have to go and elect Paul “I hope you release this tape to the public because I want to fight you” Lepage as Governor and bipartisan wannabe Susan Collins to the Senate every goddamn year!

Fuck you Indiana Supreme Court. You’re making me agree with FUCKING MIKE PENCE!

HOLY SHIT! Is that a real tweet?

Sports are virtually invincible against mismanagement, which is both a blessing and a curse

Came here to say this. You beat me to it.

I’m with you there. That is why I stopped going to The Ringer a long time ago. There just isn’t enough good sports content, and the two guys I read on Grantland the most (Bill Barnwell and Sean McIndoe) both didn’t follow him.

DAMMIT I WANTED TO BELIEVE!

Fair enough. I grew up in Maine watching the Bruins and now live 30 mins from Tampa, so I have been spoiled with some pretty good hockey over the years. Enjoy it before Quebec or Seattle come a calling.

You want to enjoy the hockey? Might not want to watch the Coyotes this year then.

Yeah but look at that guy. You know she wanted a ride.

Murder on goalies last night is now my new term for any team that scores a lot of goals. Thank you Barry.

When you’re right, you’re right. And you, you’re always right.

Then I’ll wait until it is supported before I buy the game then. Thanks for the info.

I hope so. I wonder how they will handle transferring up from older games in this one.

So apparently Charizard isn’t in the game? According to that site I couldn’t pick a Charizard for my party. If that is true this will be the first Pokemon game I don’t buy.

Simmons had just heard that Trump was in the lead.

Who is ready to move to Canada with me?

Why is this not tagged “Things We Actually Like”?

You could at least buy me dinner first.

Don’t forget Zobrist’s amazing time machine skills himself to help Theo get those two World Series in Boston.