DRZ SM are fat shits, but not 400 pound fat shits. Learn to love the dirt, it will build your muscle memory at slow speeds for when you'll need it on high speed pavement. A good backed in corner entry will feel like nicely carved turn on skis, if you ski. You'll feel you hips drop & your knees angle out & then the…

Toyota Operator: Piaggio called, they want their MP3 back. They said we can keep our stupid greenhouse, though.

Sled dogs aren't pets & shouldn't be treated as such. If you aren't willing to establish your position as alpha, you will freeze to death & be eaten by your dogs.

Tier One Tactical dunk tank!

Because turbo'd Gixxers & Busas are warrantied either.

So Call of Duty has finally completed it's metamorphosis into Bro-Halo?

They bike which brought me back to the street was a beat to shit DRZ400SM. I bought it for less than the Marchesini wheels cost on my last road race bike. I don't particularly like or respect it, but that is why I love to ride it.

Whale penis leather or GTFO.

I see a mountain bike? shock for the rear suspension & a CRF style steering dampener, but no front shock. Carbon fiber is fancy stuff, but if I'm riding something with 300 hp, I'd like a little more suspension than the natural dampening of a carbon fiber spring.

"If it had been successfully ditched a la the "Miracle on the Hudson," survivors would have contacted loved ones. without a doubt. "

Crickets aren't the response most comedians are going for.

We should be impressed that Democrats drive a Prius & think they're better than the guy that built their house?

Descendants! Nice work, Kenny B.

I agree with RXEight's take on the Smart Car. While I was Ohio State, I noticed that many of the issues were exacerbated by local high school & out of town friends of students i.e. people with no ties to the campus. I'm not trying to say there weren't any idiots enrolled at OSU, but it seemed like they each had a…

What is you political discourse on couch & dumpster burning?

Tavarish, what is your time worth? When you factor in all your work & research, the deal isn't as sweet as you make it. Unless your time is worthless...

Dale: Jeff, when I told you that you could be a little more intimidating if you a grew a mustache, that's not what I had in mind.

Please, please, please, sweet baby Jesus let this dope actually run his truck on gas fumes. I want to be there when he melts holes in all his pistons. "Them there piston factories must be in cahoots with them goddamned oil companies!"

Every time it's driven, it's being sand blasted. Paint or rust don't stand much of a chance. Repair first & foremost like dezerthooligan said.

We the commenters have been getting fucked every 6-9 months as you "update" Kinja. Welcome to the club.