“We’re sorry you were offended.”

God, I hope this is a joke.  He doesn’t even understand what they did wrong. 

“We’re afraid it’s going to affect our profits for the year.”

Translation: this affected our sales and stock price.

Thankfully now those auto-play videos from Farmers Insurance won’t be hogging up all our mobile data, since they pulled their million-dollar advertisements from G-O Media due to shithead management decisions.

And the award for Most Unhinged Comment goes to . . .

Thoughts and prayers in your time of recovery.

Guessing you posted this because you have no reading comprehension, since ‘women don’t have to abide the contracts they sign’ is not a thing stated in or implied by the article. 

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

Haha, yeah, consoles games totally don’t have installations or patches, because it’s still 2004.

It doesn’t matter how fast your internet is if the server hosting the file is slow.

Eh, people get older and mature. Hell, My COD name for most of my 20's was “Trollin4Colon”. Then I grew up and realized it just wasn’t as funny anymore. The twitch demographic doesn’t really care or they find it funny.  

I’m not sure Tomatoshitpipe is an improvement, though.

Do you guys only have a week long memory, to say it's the tail end of a blizzard controversy? 

Meanwhile, part of me is still sighing, “And of course this still happens before a Mac version.”

It’s waifu culture—that’s my understanding of it. The fans are essentially upset that they were not told there is a male character involved in her life.

Kidani’s comment is a backhanded way of saying that they shouldn’t be upset when the girls have family members.

I honestly still have no real idea what happened or why everyone is upset.....

The law exists to protect the interests of the rich, in this case, Sony.

Playing the world’s tiniest violin for the poor, woe-begotten megacorp. 

Tbh I’ve never seen wireless charging as a real advantage, the only plus is that you use the USB port less, but i guess it’s a matter of preferences.