It would be nice if they did exist. Haven’t seen one yet though.

Y’know what? After a certain point, you have to let empiricism rule the day. Finding that one conservative with a sense of decency is like finding that one crank climatologist out of thousands who denies climate change. “Looky, they don’t all agree! There’s some diversity here! Yay!”

Would I kill to hear this?

I was wondering why the Jamboroo didn’t show up this past week. Dayum.

And...was he wrong?

Actually, that was Steven Wright’s line, circa 1987. (Don’t know if Ms. Rudner copped it, though.)

This is why #MeToo in its present form must die.

Smart girl. That movie turned out to be absolute shit.

Fish tacos.

Yep. That was when independent cinema, flush with tech-boom cash, really flourished.

Ah, the misogyny. Nice way to reveal your true self, fucktard.

By “hearty”, I guess you mean “like the full taste of blood sausage”.

You have no taste.

Nooooope. Worst take ever.

And we should mention the kids who suffered because other kids were not vaccinated.

News flash: antibiotics, chemotherapy, anaesthesia, hormone replacement, surgical tools, over-the-counter treatments, first-aid products, and damn near every medical treatment under the sun is produced by those spooky for-profit corporations.

Agreed. I wouldn’t deal with or befriend anyone who did not have garlic in their soul.

Sorry, Thurl Ravenscroft sings the song.

Columbus Day is missing, which means this list is good.

Yep. It takes more than one mega-corporation to pull this off.