Would I kill to hear this?

I was wondering why the Jamboroo didn’t show up this past week. Dayum.

And...was he wrong?

Actually, that was Steven Wright’s line, circa 1987. (Don’t know if Ms. Rudner copped it, though.)

This is why #MeToo in its present form must die.

Smart girl. That movie turned out to be absolute shit.

Fish tacos.

Yep. That was when independent cinema, flush with tech-boom cash, really flourished.

And we should mention the kids who suffered because other kids were not vaccinated.

News flash: antibiotics, chemotherapy, anaesthesia, hormone replacement, surgical tools, over-the-counter treatments, first-aid products, and damn near every medical treatment under the sun is produced by those spooky for-profit corporations.

Agreed. I wouldn’t deal with or befriend anyone who did not have garlic in their soul.

Sorry, Thurl Ravenscroft sings the song.

Columbus Day is missing, which means this list is good.

Yep. It takes more than one mega-corporation to pull this off.

Build a pasta bridge with your kid, and use a Dremel tool to sand down some edges. (We did this for a competition, so every fewer gram counted.)

My kid is like that. Every so often Mom gets a Saturday off, so the kid and I leave Mom and go do stuff, like lunch. 

Buy them Pirates gear. It builds character.

To be fair, NC is getting better at it. Get thee to the Triangle.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Huh. I stand corrected. Thank you.