Build a pasta bridge with your kid, and use a Dremel tool to sand down some edges. (We did this for a competition, so every fewer gram counted.)

My kid is like that. Every so often Mom gets a Saturday off, so the kid and I leave Mom and go do stuff, like lunch. 

Buy them Pirates gear. It builds character.

To be fair, NC is getting better at it. Get thee to the Triangle.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Huh. I stand corrected. Thank you. 

Because the name itself came from the now long-defunct New York World newspaper, which proposed the series as a way to settle the inevitable arguments over which champion was better, the one from the NL or from the AL.

Uh, no. His avoidance of the process server is in the public record.
It’s not anyone else’s fault (or problem) if he appears either to be hiding, or to have something to hide.

And way back when he was chair of the CS department at SUNY Stony Brook, I almost joined his department as a grad student.

Talk about dodging bullets (or shrapnel in this case).

Nah, we get it. The wife and I waited until our late 30s, because we just didn’t feel ready to be parents. (Messy childhoods will do that.) It’s scary shit, and not to be entered lightly.

Nah, we get it. The wife and I waited until our late 30s, because we just didn’t feel ready to be parents. (Messy childhoods will do that.) It’s scary shit, and not to be entered lightly.

Stealing this. Good job.

Thank you for taking a shitty job out of conscience, and being sensible. It means a lot, really.

Because nobody is as famous, or has the favorability ratings, as the shithead in heels. She’s a brand, and she’ll hold the Senate seat until the day she forgets her first name.
 
You’re welcome.

“He said, she said”, not so much.

Uh, maybe you should?

I’ll say it now: I told you so.

No truer words have been uttered.

Why I left PA, reason #18724.

Take your star, you magnificent bastard.