1. Always

Puny attempt.

White guy here. I loathe the white Christian middle class. Technically I’m part of it (even though I’m an atheist).

I hope she’s needs a pair of scissors to save her own life, and can only find a new pair encased in plastic blister-pack.

I do know some. They’re cunts.

Sorry, but you know how the words “dupe” and “gaslighted” are being bandied about here? That’s your bro.

I’m always amazed at this facet of human psychology: Doubling down on wrong opinions to avoid the risk of appearing wrong in public.

It’s not just an agenda, it’s a vast conspiracy.

This reminds me of the last time I got a call from an IRS scammer.

1. I am truly sorry that your reality has been genuinely shitty.

“A DE. Heh.”

Now that it’s becoming the “Legion of Whom?”, yeah, I can see that.

True, but that brush you’re using is a tad too broad. Admit it.

This husband and father disagrees.

Work harder, comrade! Peel avocados or be exiled to Kolyma!

I’ll do whole wheat pasta any day, thank you. (Maybe not as often as I used to, though.) Besides, you can use red sauce in other dishes, y’know.

Jeez Louise. Buy a jar of minced garlic and a big-ass bottle of McCormick Italian herbs next time. Then pair your dinner with your whine.

If you are spending “hours” making sauce, uh... you’re doing it wrong.

This dad posted a rebuttal above.

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