So...where does she live? Sounds like the USA to me.

This a thousand times!

Contra: Homemade mayo is the shit. The wife makes it (she has a very restrictive diet that nearly nixes anything that didn’t bust out of the ground or have a mother) and it’s a world apart from anything that comes in a jar.

No no no fucking no. “Fish Heads” is a major contribution of Western civilization, period. I got my then-four-year-old to sing it, and she still loves the hell out of it years later. Because it’s goddamn delirious.

Agreed. I’m not a musical lover, but I thought it was...okay.

SPR has Spielberg’s fingerprints all over it, so I’ll say, nah. Good but not great.

Paul Verhoeven also directed “Soldiers of Orange”, starring a very young Rutger Hauer. Damn fine flick about the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands.

Fucking monster.

Pedants, not pendants. Though there may be pedants here wearing pendants.

We’ll accept that as a mea culpa.

The Tumblr page of bad food ideas has nothing on this.

Interesting note re: defense lawyers for you young whoopersnappers:

It’s come to this. Our current chief executive is such a cocksucker that we’re now rooting for the NSA.

Al Franken.

Oddly enough, Cracked.com had a pretty good article on this. There is an online support group out there called “Virped” (short for “virtuous pedophile”). It’s for those who know they have this warped compulsion and are trying the damnedest not to act on it.

Pave it all over.

I’m in. In a dress, I’m the square root of -1.

I am a dad. I read Magary.

Yep. My rock-ribbed Republican father-in-law voted for Johnson this past year. He steered clear of the GOP for the first time in six decades.

Okay, I wasn’t going to give two shits about this game, but I would watch the fuck out of it being called in German.