Not a good idea. The density of his own head might end up giving Jupiter the extra mass it would have otherwise needed to become a star, and that might have an adverse effect on the Earth.

Are you suggesting their next tablet have the dimensions 1x4x9?

Just wait til Siri starts watching those Bad Lip Reading videos.

So, if I buy this pen and draw a big swirly line, I can be an artist? Sign me up! Then again, I ended up with a broken leg the last time I tried a Mentos.

The "hollow face" illusion is one of the best examples of this. Schizophrenics are not fooled by it. Or so the voices tell me.

I want fricking lasers mounted on its head!

"...10 movies planned, 3 concurrent series, interlocked with crossover characters..."

Maybe I'll try Alton's recipe for cashew butter. Might be cheaper.

When I say "scooter", I'm talking more like Honda or Vespa and less like Razor.

Biker gang > scooter gang > moped gang > bicycle gang > skateboarders.

Steve Jobs played by Fake Steve Jobs.

I read quite well, TYVM. You apparently *cough*troll*cough* missed my point entirely. I know there is still WiMAX support. My point is about effectively announcing the obsolescence of the GSII so soon.

This line, which so perfectly describes Marvel, was one of the best lines I've ever heard in a game, and makes me want to try it out:

Interesting. I just read an article which compared how fair-skinned people only need about 10 minutes in direct sunlight to get their daily dose of D (while Africans need double that).

"I'll say that it has one plus over Transformers in that at least the robots are differently colored so you tell them apart when they are beating the crap out of each other in high speed hyper violence."

Gene Simmons disapproves.

So I guess this means I shouldn't bother getting the Galaxy S II Epic 4G Touch I've been wanting to replace my Pre? Great timing for the best Android phone on the market to finally come to Sprint. Good job!

The thieves probably did us a favor. Considering the state of our infrastructure, the bridge probably would have collapsed soon, anyway, so not only might they have saved lives, but they helped generate jobs to rebuild it!

That was already done in Robot Jox. :P

So, the plan is for these to be the next "Rocky" movies? No thanks.