His name is Michael Psilakis.

It's a shame that a couple characters were still CGI. Heck, there's a chef judge on Food Network who is practically Kratos's twin; they should have gotten him to do it.

I do that with every Highlander sequel. Gives new meaning to "There can only be one!"

If Schrodinger's Cat is in the forest, and nobody is there to hear him meow, did he make a noise?

Upon hearing about this, Chinese Army arrived shortly after and arrested him for attempting to flee the country.

I detect a"honeybadger vs Chuck Norris" meme any moment now.

Anyone remember this from a couple years ago?

Sell the webOS patents to Google, so I won't feel so bad switching to Android. Oh, and license the Touchstone tech. I want to be able to put a new GSII on a 'stone.

I think that ewok is yelling, "NOOOOOOOO!"

My thoughts exactly. This, or a paintball autosentry.

I would have liked to have seen the old TOS novel "How Much For Just the Planet?" made into an episode. I thought that book was hilarious.

He didn't eat the placenta. His wife powdered it for hair conditioner.

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Breast Milk!

PZ Myers also mentions in his blog that THIS IS NOT BISEXUALITY.

Bring me my hasenpfeffer!!

1. I love Google, I would marry it if Google were young, female, hot, and had no kids.

If the parts are more reliable, then I'm all for it. After all, I've heard flight attendants refer to Airbus planes as "Fearbus".

Those sectional LoveSac couches are ridonkulously expensive. When I visited the LoveSac shop at Town Center in Las Vegas, each part (the backs, armrests, cushions, etc, are each sold separately so you can create any configuration you want) seemed like it cost about as much as a whole couch would elsewhere.

Apples contain cyanide (in the seeds, but still). The point is, of course, that just about anything out there you eat, drink, or breathe has shit in it that will kill you. It's simply not realistic that anyone would do so even over a lifetime for it to actually happen.

I don't eat my unagi with a straw. :P