Indeed. In fact, the two-finger ass-wipe gesture is pending approval. Gotta have a multitouch version, after all!

Sorry, I have already patented the ass-wipe gesture. I'm just waiting for the right moment to spring my licensing fees to the world.

An Nolan-esque, Ocean's- or Entrapment-style "big break-in heist" movie with Catwoman and other villains just might work.

I would much rather have the plastic recycled into more plastic. You can't recycle burned fuel, after all.

How ironic would it be if it was discovered that dyslexics can read Comic Sans, despite some people wanting to ban that font?

And what does she look like wearing a year's worth of clothing at the same time? I'm guessing just as absurd a notion as this was.

"tantalisingly... TARANTalisingly, even!"

Ahh, yes, I believe the company in Marvel that cleans up the aftermath of superhero battles is called "Damage Control" (possibly a subtle dig on DC, some say).

How about a rom-com with Pepper Potts, and just the occasional super-hero action happening in the background while she's on a date, which she completely ignores because she's used to it?

He's a lucky kid.... and we are equally unlucky the idiot survived. Projectile weapons, be they guns or crossbows, are not to be trifled with!

I seem to recall reading that people who are not fooled by what are often called "Hollow Face Illusions" are more likely to be sociopaths. Seems to fit well with this article.

Can someone please tell me why Vimeos never play on the page in which they've been embedded? I always have to click over to the actual Vimeo page.

I need an app that lists the 100 best apps. Is there an app for that?

It's funny, Enga... erm... the other blog... said the same thing about flash performance, and yet Precentral said it handled flash "flawlessly" (VERY long review over there). Bias on their part? Of course, they agreed that it handled everything else somewhat poorly, but they said web performance was top-notch.

That en passant rule is only supposed to apply at the time a pawn makes it's first move as 2 squares, if the single-square move would have put it in check by an opposing pawn (which is then allowed to capture as if the first pawn had only made a single-square opener).

Funny thing is, when I turned on the flash item on the page (I use flashblock), the first thing I saw was a Windows 7 Phone ad.

This is obviously a fake planted by Satan, since we all know the earth is only 6,000 years old! He's just pulling his dinosaur fossil trick again!

Could not agree more with that statement (especially the Chicago pizza!).

This is why I have a privacy filter on my laptop screen. Can only be viewed straight on. Makes one wonder why there is such a big deal about "wide-angle viewing" on laptops.

Syrio Florel was fricking awesome! I hope he does manage to pop-up again.... without glowing blue eyes, that is.